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Shoulda been a cowboy
Ride my mustang in the sun
Chasing strays
And barroom babes
Out where my face is known to none
Shoulda been a cowboy
 
Dreamed I’d be a sailor
On an endless sea of blue
Rigging sails
Great singing whales
Living free like we all should do
Oh, to be a sailor
 
No time for fantasizin’
I got promises to keep
Chained to bills
Strong as steel
This job’ll be the death of me
…I shoulda been a cowboy
 
Maybe an explorer
See what no one’s ever seen
Mountains steep
Or caverns deep
Learn how living life really feels
Let me go exploring
 
Space man blasting off to Mars
Or fly boy bravely winning wars
Hunt a mighty T-Rex down
Or be a goddam circus clown
I got to do more living 
Now 
Before I go
I ache to make a noise
Stir up this old show
…I shoulda been a cowboy
 
Shoulda been a cowboy
Ride my mustang in the sun
Chasing strays
And barroom babes
Out where my face is known to none
Shoulda been a cowboy
 
Hell, I’ll be a cowboy
Drive my mustang in the sun
Let my worries fade
While getting laid
Out where my face is known to none
Born to be a cowboy!