I began my debut novel, Come the Eventide thinking it was a short story. Well, the dolphins and octopodes told me I had more work to do. A lot more. Got it done, but I've never forgotten the exciting feeling of being told off by dolphins. Seems like I'm not the only one. BTW, this satire is NSFW, unless you work in an aquarium where the dolphins are cussin' up a storm about the humans.
Wanna know what the dolphins are really up to? I just happen to have the perfect book for you. Come the Eventide. There's a FREE sample on this webpage. You can even get this sucker FREE on Kindle, or get it in paperback:
https://www.amazon.com/Come-Eventide-Chris-Riker/dp/1631834525/
Muriel is laughing at me in this picture: